What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

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What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !