What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !