A little fish that smells like fingers.
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A can of people !
Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !
Do you believe in people "
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
Because its leaves rustled.
He got snowed in.
Submarines.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
LINE IT!"
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Kay-so-deal-a?
Does this smell like chloroform to you
Naan sense!
Because potholder was already taken
Guess where this finger's going."
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.