Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.