Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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Give him the finger.

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He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Why do they call them "roach clips"?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Potholder Jokes More Potholder Jokes

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.