Joint custardy
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They aint ever got any papers
The steaks are high
Double jointed.
Because potholder was already taken
Shake N' Bake.
My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...
He wanted to smoke a joint!
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
They both love to spark up joints.
The Philosophers Stoned
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You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
Raise a family.
Joint Family.
A Joint family.
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".
GINGER.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Hamburger, it's in the ground state.
Strap a steak to the ceiling
Does anyone have a charger I could use "
You want flies with that?
fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
He was ill.
Ginger snaps.