Joint Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

at the

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ?

Amahl shook up !

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.