Joint Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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A Joint family.

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

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Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What do you think you're doing?

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.