What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What was the name of the most famous stripper in Ancient Greece?

Socra-tease

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned