What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

What was the name of the most famous stripper in Ancient Greece?

Socra-tease