Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(