What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .