What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at