What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

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Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.