What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

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Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.