What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.