On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.