On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
Patty O'Furniture
They all died in Tennessee
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.