What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.