What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.