What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!