What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What do you call an Irish bodyguard?

Liam Malone.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.