How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.