How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

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What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.