How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.