Cowculator Jokes

How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

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Because they're constantly multiplying!

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

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When the chips are down!

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Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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STUPID AMERICAN!

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities

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The Age Of Ultron.

What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.

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Concentration camp.

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A senior high school math problem.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.