Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!