Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.