Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!