Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's