Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders