What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*