What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.