What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH