What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count ?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

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Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.