What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!