What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.