What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it