Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

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Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.