How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

North Carolina Jokes More North Carolina Jokes

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?

A charlatan!