How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

North Carolina Jokes More North Carolina Jokes

What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?

A charlatan!

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men