When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.