When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now