Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.