Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

7 Day Jokes More 7 Day Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.