Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.