Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.