Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

and "What's a gym "