Which side of a horse has the most hair?

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.