What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.