Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

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Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights