What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

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What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.