I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
Neighbor.
Because they want to.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
Because black people have no rights
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
A black berry.
Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!
Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.
Because it had nobody to go with.
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
Pinkish with a bit of brown.
Because at last he was in the noose.
