What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

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What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.