What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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A very dry sense of humor

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.