Suicidal Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Pingu Jokes More Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Kami Jokes More Kami Jokes

What do you call a suicidal Shinto?

A Kami-kaze

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour