Suicidal Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

Suicidal Man Jokes More Suicidal Man Jokes

What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Meh Jokes More Meh Jokes

What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.