Suicidal Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

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Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

Kami Jokes More Kami Jokes

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

What do you call a suicidal Shinto?

A Kami-kaze

Meh Jokes More Meh Jokes

What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.