Suicidal Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Kami Jokes More Kami Jokes

What do you call a suicidal Shinto?

A Kami-kaze

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

Hometwerk

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Meh Jokes More Meh Jokes

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol