Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.