Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.