Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Previous Random Joke Next

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know