Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)