Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.