Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.