Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.