Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce