Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

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What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"