What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.