What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences