What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt