What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes