What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime