What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences