What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.