What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

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How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop