What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!