What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.