What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless