When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

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What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!