When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

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What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.