When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.