What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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A cross-dresser.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit