What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

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What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

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What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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What's the most popular game at a nursing home?

Guess who

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit