What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

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Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!