What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.