What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.