What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people into Flat Earth Theory?

Because it's edgy.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure