What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Review Jokes More Review Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.