How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

the Martians