Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.