Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

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What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

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What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

the Martians

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.