Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A mars bar

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

the Martians