Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar