Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.