Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.