Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.