Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom