How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it