How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it