Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

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Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(