Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.