Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*