Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.