Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How's it hanging?

I'm not sorry.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

King Jokes More King Jokes

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

Landscaper Jokes More Landscaper Jokes

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.