Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?

I'm Prada you son."

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

Landscaper Jokes More Landscaper Jokes

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.