Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

Landscaper Jokes More Landscaper Jokes

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.