Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

King Jokes More King Jokes

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Landscaper Jokes More Landscaper Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...