For planning high trees, son.
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What are all these landscapers doing here?"
Because they cantaloupe!
A "coup d'isaster".
Bing fwong dong 9/11
They were both inside Jobs
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
A hedge fund manager
A noble gas.
Because he was the rightful heir
Kurt and Rod
Your grandma.
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Google. Google docs.
One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Frozen pees
You never know when she'll Let it Go.
