Landscaper Jokes

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What's worse than 9/11?

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Frozen Jokes More Frozen Jokes

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman. (OC)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.