What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

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What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?