What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados