What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !