What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.