What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee