What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on