What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

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