What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.