What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.