What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.