What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.