What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.