What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

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What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.