What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space