What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."