What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!