What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."