What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad