What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.