What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.