What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.