What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

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How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!