What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*