What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.