What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome?

A baked potato.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.