What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

What do you call a stoner with down syndrome?

A baked potato.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.