How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."