Brew Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

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I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

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They are out standing in the field

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Irene

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Falcon Jokes More Falcon Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Stanley Cup Jokes More Stanley Cup Jokes

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.