Brew Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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They branch out

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Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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He used a Sea-saw.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Earl Grey Jokes More Earl Grey Jokes

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Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

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Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty