Brew Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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Penaltea!

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

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He had a lot of cache.

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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What kind of bee can never make up its mind?

A maybe

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

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