What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Coffee Bean Jokes More Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."