What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

Coffee Bean Jokes More Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.