By becoming a ventriloquist!
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
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They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
They both work with crust.
Petrified wood.
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.