How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

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What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist?

Because they both study abroad!

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.