Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

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What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.